Ugh
Ick
SHUDDDDDDDDER
Allow me to set the scene for you......
It's dark out. A beautiful morning moments away. Windows open in the house, allowing a cooling breeze to blow through.
And she sleeps.
Blissfully in the deep slumber of sleep.
Dreaming of the quilts to be made this summer....light fabrics, plaids (for you Alycia), summery colors, 2" strips, 3" HSTs...ahhhhh....., completely in a state of relaxation....
....to suddenly be BOLTED awake by the light flutter of wings.
It's like my brain asked and answered all these questions in a nano-second......
That's not a normal sound.
What could be making that sound?
At night?
In the dark?
Because I'm SERIOUS!!!!! I can't believe that such a "whisper" of a sound, made my eyeballs POP open!
The realization of what could be making that "whispering wing flapping sound" lead down only ONE path!
Cuz there ain't no bird gonna be flying around my bedroom at 3:30 in the morning!
Oh, you cute and adorable little creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!
So, what'd I do????
First, I wished that Paul was home. Sadly, he's working night shift! :\
Second, I just laid there, frozen, quilt drawn up to my chin...listening.....
...afterall, nothing can see you or hurt you when safely covered up by a quilt. I mean...it's like a bullet-proof vest!
And then the wing flutters sounded again!
CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP
So, in stealth-like manner, I slowwwwwwwly reached for my glasses. Slowwwwwwwly started uncovering the layers of sheets and quilts....
and BOLTED for the bedroom door, slamming it closed behind me!
Of COURSE, I had to post in FB right away. And text my husband! So, with the world and house still DARK, while at the kitchen table, typing away, and updating Paul via text messages.....
.....SWOOP!!!!!
The little bleepity-bleepy swooped (there really isn't a better word than swooped!) by my legs. I suppose I could say it "glided" past my legs..... but "glided" is such a beautiful word! DEFINITELY not a descriptor of this menacing beast!!!!!
You ever see anyone do the freak-out dance?!?!?!?!?!!?
Just try to get a picture in your head.... (and it's okay to giggle a little bit at what you see), cuz THAT WAS ME baby!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
How did it get out of my room?!?!?! PLEASE don't tell me there's more than one!
I then commenced into turning EVERY light on on the main floor, all the while moving in a crouched position. I suppose I could say I looked like a lioness, ready to POUNCE at the very sight of the next swoop!
Lights on: Kitchen, Dining, Living, Bedrooms, Loft, Entryway, Laundryroom, Bathroom. AND, I grabbed the ever dangerous, but oh-so-terrifying BROOM! So now, this lioness even had a WEAPON!
Watch out Mr. Bat!
And now. I sit. Keeping eyes in lookout mode! Wondering where the little bugger is! Wondering how the little bugger got into the house!
I have a feeling it saw me grab the broom and decided it should try to keep its life for at least one more day, because I haven't seen it since it flew up into the loft area.
And guess who works the next TWO nights ?!?!?!!?!?!? Paul.
So, guess who will be sleeping on the couch with broom ready by her side?????????
**NOD**
Yup. Me!