"Stake-out agent #012, please update your status."
"Roger that, base-10. We remain staked out in an undisclosed quadrant. The hotline tip has been confirmed, and we believe we are closing in on securing the safety of the 38-year old missing woman."
"Shall we send in the dog unit?"
"Negative on that, base-10. Woman is being held hostage at the local school. We will attempt contact with hostage, but fear this hostage situation will continue until June 9, which is when school releases for summer vacation."
"Confirmed #012. We appreciate your update. Keep us posted with further details."
"Will do, base-10. We realize she has a family hoping for her safe return. We will do our best to make that happen."
8 comments:
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Was wondering what was up! Feeling the same here! Only 9 days left! Woo hoo!! Love you!
So close! You can make it.
You are missed...I know the end is near and you will soon be posting all kinds of garden, crochet, quilting and family fun! I cannot wait!
Busy time of year. Hopefully you get some food and rest between now and the last day of school.
Two weeks to go! We can do this!!
Hang on....it's almost summertime! Then the garden will hold you hostage. :)
You are too funny!
Loved this "missing person" report! Glad to hear that you're still alive and kicking!
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